-there's mad DcK EaTrz onLinE web surFn
Idk shiT abt daT Bc Im oFFLinE DwN NrFn!
If we AinT mTg n PrSn...
FcK I LooK LyKe wasTn a few CrSeS
On ppl who iznT oFFLinE geTTn $ Bt n'sTead, deYre onLinE DcK sLurPn?!?
U geeKy mFcKrz b nSide gVn x'cLusiVes ThrU comPuTrz TrYna acT LyKe ure nt NERDn
If ure cLoSe, droP da addy so I Cn puLL uP. U cme LooKn 4 me so dis musT b WrTh iT!
WeN I puLL ouT, I DnT WnnA c u NrVouS...
Bc iF & WeN I kum ThrU, Im onLy kuMMn ThrU 2 murK shiT
U dunnO me AhK...