Another Saturday morning lazing around in bed
While my girl is on her knees giving me head
Come to think of it (which I do) every day is a Saturday while you guys fantasise
Every morning she's doing the business eager for her sherbet surprise
To think she goes to church
And I'm the one she wants to please
Three days ago knock on my door she's in a trench coat all done up for a striptease
And she's got an identical twin... brother I know a world first
I told her that's because ya church-going family's cursed
"Yeah well you wanna know my secret
About my twin brother mistreatment"
"When he was an altar boy at school had to...