My talking toothbrush speaks to me,
Every time I brush my teeth, you see.

It tells me jokes and funny tales,
And sometimes even sings in different scales.

It wakes me up in the morning light,
And Says, "Rise and shine, it's time to fight!"
Against the cavities and the plaque,
By day and night that's Right..

It tells me when I've brushed enough,
And warns me if my breath is rough.
It...