AS I SIT ON MY BUM ASS, WALLOWING IN MY SELF-PITY

I GOING ON SLIM-FAST ONCE AGAIN, SO I'LL LOOK GREAT IN MY WHITE WEDDING DRESS SOMEDAY.

SO TIRED BEING THE SAME FAT TUB OF LARD I'VE BEEN FOR ALL THESE YEARS, SO I'M MAKING A CHANGE IN JESUS'S NAME SAKE.

REP 1-1,000 IS MY LYFE NOW, WISH ME GOOD LUCK.
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