The probability that you'll rue this ride
Frankly; potentially far, far more, than less
Choose to come inside, I'll be your ghastly guide

Lose your shoes, expose your soles, I don't like mess
Initial, then sign there, write on the flat line
No need for you to read into the fine print
Au fond it says something like, what's mine is mine
Take nothing, leave nothing except legal mint

While you're here in my retention as my guest
For as many or few days that you've prepaid
For legal reasons, I do strongly suggest
With seriousness, that's been properly laid
That you stay safe and sound, clear of that there track
It's a one-way...