I've got a dog that's learned to talk
He's really fucking smart
He can talk in Japanese as well
He's also good at art
He's learned to use my toilet
And he's learned to use the flush
He always looks immaculate
he's learned to use his brush
He mastered all the martial arts
He can beat me in a fight
His paws are fast as lightning
And he doesn't need to bite
But he's been getting on my nerves a lot
I think he's gone to far
He beats me on my PlayStation
And he's better on guitar
He's always on my girlfriends lap
Is there something going on?
I don't like the way he looks at her
He sniffs her all night long
So I took him to the vets last week
On the other side of town
I told him it was just for tests
I put the fucker down...

(disclaimer I love dogs, just a joke)

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