You don't know how I feel

Inside I'm real

It's no yoke

That was my joke

Trying to poke fun at you humans

Dont think we haven't heard you do them

I see the way you consume them

Or should I say us

But who wouldn't

Weve got great taste and come in dozens and half dozens

We love a good crack

And if you wanna throw me I've got their back

If theyre really bad they may get pummeled by the pack

We dont mind the heat

we are great  to eat

Boiled or fried

We come in so many forms

You...