I Am The Law.
A False Kingdom Drawn.
Everything I Stole.
My Home, My Life, My Soul.

I'll Entice You With A Taunt.
Snatch Anything That I Want.
My Royalties I'll Flaunt.
I'll Let The Status Quo Haunt.

I am...
The Most Purebred Of Royals.
Not One Of My Plans Have Ever Been Foiled.
The Embodiment Of Spoiled.
Today... Only A Handful Of My Retainers Have Been Executed Foolishly Disloyal.

My Servants Live On A prayer, Constantly Basking In Fear, limitless Trinkets Lacking Flavour, They Turn To Me As Their Omnipotent Saviour.

I Am...
A Prodigy Spell Castor, With Spells Widely Sought After.
My Sword Proves To Always Be Faster, Some Refer To Me As A Walking Disaster.

My Pen Inks The Chapter, I Don't Miss A Letter, I Raise The Banner, Amidst The Thickest Weather.

I Am...
The Royal Guard's Better, A Gifted Soul Collector.
The Princess's Captor, Just Strolled Up & Kidnapped Her.

On My Back Tethered, Partaking A Starry Lake View Together, Leisurely Trampling Over Fallen Feathers, Momentarily, She'll Wish She Read The Daily News Header.

I Am...
The Dungeon Chamber's Master, You Can't Ascertain What I'm After.
A Sinister Body Collector, With A Lifetime To Play Inspector.

I Take The Blossoming Flowers, I Corrupt Them Under My Power, They Receive A Euphoric Shower, Thrown Out Once They Turn Sour.

My Diabolical Laughter, A Devilish Loan, My Throne & My Scepter, My Rules Are My Own.

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I Am King! Worship Me.
Comb My Wings, As You Strip For Me.
I Take What I Want, This Isn't A Dream.
I'll Let It Be Seen, As You Give Lip To Me.
If You Don't Bring, More Than A Sip Free, It'll Sting, After I Whip Thee....