- I don't like make up but I'd love to make out.

- We can't go out to eat in the pandemic so I guess I'll just have to eat you for dinner.

- Are you McDonald's? Cuz' I'm loving it.

- Are you a bag of Skittles? Cuz' I want to taste the rainbow.

- Well I'm here, what are your other two wishes?

- We're not gloves but I think we'd make a great pair and I could always hold your hand.

- Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

- Do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

- Did your license get suspended from driving all these guys crazy?

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