The audience is drenched with precipitation
When he picks the letter “s” for alliteration
The poet with the lisp is too dope to ditch
Fans just wish he’d smoke a spliff
A literal pro at spittin’, worse than being hosed by a broken spigot
Bring their rain coats, still soaked and slippin’
They need a dang boat to stay afloat in his coke and chicken
© FuzzDButthead