I had planned a surprise like I had promised
But they were such sweethearts that my plans I switched
I took them to my home instead of a hotel
My crooked little den where I dwell...
The 3 were horrifically surprised
But I said, "When I have a home, how can you guys live outside!"
They were still wary of my deeds
Especially when they saw I had prepared a home-cooked meal
But one morsel of dal-chawal* and fried chicken
All their wariness went out of the window...
The next day we went around local spots
I wanted them to see where I grew up...