Her name's Beth, and she's stuck in a hole,
to keep herself off the dole, she had to slide down a pole.
Whilst creepy men were leering at her, she was losing control,
consuming Class A substances no good for the soul..
First, she smoked it off the foil, then she had to progress,
finding ways to fund her habit, that would leave you depressed.
She had to lose her moral compass and...