Drippy hands, pissed his pants
Missed the chance to ask the miss to dance
Always acting strange around attractive dames
Another Saturday he lacks a date
Aggravated as he masturbates til he lacerates

Being awkward his bane, when he talks, he draws a blank
Shame, just wants a proper date but Pops never taught him game
Might have to opt for stalking skanks
Though he’ll walk the plank if the broad’s stocked on shanks
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© FuzzDButthead