Fuck the New Year with all it's cheer
And the abundance of happy cunts
Out at the local restaurant filled with Christmas decorations, with work parties full of lies and deception
Sex without conception
Finally, the waitress comes to our table
Thank fuck I said, bring a bottle of red and a coopers ale.
The waitress" replied" dont worry sir I will always prevail.
She walked past me and I gave her the death stare.
She looked at me, had a little giggle without care.
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