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Silly Santa
Christmas time,
people feeling fine.
Cracking open presents,
and glasses of wine.
Children waiting patiently,
faces full of glee.
Parents trying to forget the cost,
by drinking, stupidly.
Santa upgrades to electric reindeers,
and goes to switch them on.
He forgot to bloody charge them,
now the batteries have all gone.
Oh my deary deary me,
whatever shall I do?
I thought I was being clever,
doing away with reindeer poo.
Now Im in the doghouse,
I’ve really messed things up.
All the children of the world,
will think their parents made me up.
David John©️
© Copyright 2023
people feeling fine.
Cracking open presents,
and glasses of wine.
Children waiting patiently,
faces full of glee.
Parents trying to forget the cost,
by drinking, stupidly.
Santa upgrades to electric reindeers,
and goes to switch them on.
He forgot to bloody charge them,
now the batteries have all gone.
Oh my deary deary me,
whatever shall I do?
I thought I was being clever,
doing away with reindeer poo.
Now Im in the doghouse,
I’ve really messed things up.
All the children of the world,
will think their parents made me up.
David John©️
© Copyright 2023
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