I met the lonliest man on Earth
He lives on a secluded mountain in a secluded little cottage
His father is long dead
And his mother doesn't remember him anymore
His friends and family are all forgotten
So he lives all alone
No one wishes him on his birthdays
There are no celebrations on his victories
No tears on his failures
No laughter on his jokes
He owns a phone that never beeps
And a doorbell...