“Dave dirt's dog is a horrible hound,
A hideous sight to see.
When Dave first brought it home from the pound,
We couldn't be certainwhich way around
The thing was supposed to be!

Somebody said, ‘If that's it's ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑,
It's 𝑓𝑎𝑟 the ugliest dog in the town.’
Somebody said, ‘The darned thing's 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑!’
‘Don't be silly, it's 𝑢𝑝𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒-𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛!’
‘It's 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒-𝑜𝑢𝑡!’ ‘It's sort of 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡!’
‘It's wearing 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠!’ ‘It's Dave Dirt's 𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑡!’
‘It's a sort of...