“Dave dirt's dog is a horrible hound,
A hideous sight to see.
When Dave first brought it home from the pound,
We couldn't be certainwhich way around
The thing was supposed to be!

Somebody said, ‘If that's it's ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑,
It's 𝑓𝑎𝑟 the ugliest dog in the town.’
Somebody said, ‘The darned thing's 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑!’
‘Don't be silly, it's 𝑢𝑝𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒-𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛!’
‘It's 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒-𝑜𝑢𝑡!’ ‘It's sort of 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡!’
‘It's wearing 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠!’ ‘It's Dave Dirt's 𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑡!’
‘It's a sort of 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔-𝑔𝑜𝑤𝑛!’

Each expert had his own idea
Of what it was meant to be
But everyone was far from clear ─
And yet. . .we 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑎𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑒
That Dave dirt's dog was a horrible hound
And a hideous sight to see!

It 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝐷𝑎𝑣𝑒 Dirt. It follows him around
Through rain and sun and snow.
When set in motion, it looks far 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒
And nobody knows if it's in reverse
Or the way it's supposed to go!”✪

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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐌 𝐈𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄!

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 “𝙺𝚒𝚝 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝” 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝙸 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 “𝙷𝙾𝚃𝙳𝙾𝙶 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙾𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚘𝚎𝚖𝚜”]