That illusive ghost known as Sam Body
Said this said that accounts so shoddy
Can any endorse Sam's vauge story
Only the ostentatious Mr Glory
T'was he who heard that monstrous fib
Told in Bethleham from a small grib
Did ever one exist who never told a lie
Crossed their heart and hoped to die
From virgins womb and God his sire
Sam Body said Jesus Christ is a liar
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