It's morning, and I am waiting for something special,
It's a newspaper,
Newspapers are such cool things,
They can be a means of passing time for me,
It's kind of funny,
But it's true, my buddy,
I like to read my newspaper daily,
It can give you knowledge about your country,
It's a really amazing experience to read the newspaper when you don't have anything to do in your bathroom,
It's not just a newspaper,
It's my emergency tool,
It helps me sometimes when there is no water left in my bathroom,
I always dream about my newspaper,
My newspaper is like my lover,
Whenever I feel sad, I hug my newspaper,
And then I close my bathroom door,
Don't think that I only use my newspaper in the bathroom,
There are more uses too,
Like playing Sudoku games,
Writing phone numbers,
Tearing paper for satisfying sounds,
You might be thinking that
I do all stuff with my newspaper instead of reading it,
So you are wrong,
I read the newspaper every month,
Why do I do so? Because
I like to read the most important column of the newspaper,
Which they print every month,
It's a marriage advertisement,
Actually, I like that girl in that advertisement,
I called that girl and asked her if she is interested in marrying me or not!?
She said yes,
But with one condition,
I have to leave my newspaper,
I said sorry I can't do that,
My newspaper is my life,
We both live together,
We both go to the bathroom together,
I like my newspaper very much,
Newspapers are good friends of human beings,
We should read newspapers daily!!!!!!
© the juniors