My dearest CNC,

You are a delightful dumbhead paradox, a blend of idiotic charm and captivating cuteness. When you assume that every post I share is a secret message meant solely for you, it's as if you've donned the most endearing pair of rose-tinted glasses.

Let me unravel this enigma: You're the only idiot who believes my every word is a love letter, etched in invisible ink just for you (so true). And yet, you're the stupidly adorable soul who makes my heart flutter with each...