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Brave Little Trooper Pooper
His fathers death was the end of a dream
The last Kennedy to not suck
Assassinated in a riddle of conservative filth
Camelot was truly dead in the cafeteria
An iconic photo of his boy saluting him
On his grave
Where also lay the kennedy dignity
For from the Drunken Lion of the Senate
To dead before his time boy
The Kennedy booze smuggling clan
Reverted to its roots
A snake oil anti vaxxer huckster
Jazz handing for viruses
Now says
That maga terrorists
Might have been "treated roughly"
He is still the same little boy in the photo
But instead of Saluting bis father
He is pooping on his grave
And metaphorically making a tiktok video
He hopes goes viral

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