Welcome to the world of corporate
Three weeks of training and go for it
Access granted beyond what you need
Gun cocked and pointed at your knee

Here are your coworkers at the cube
They’re old and tired as you will be soon
Shuffling reports for upper visibility
Data to black hole and never visited

New enterprise tool budget approved
Initial testing shows it’s fool proof
Not to worry, here’s a better fool
Production rollout and fubar ensues

Director planned and implemented
Data lost and the suits furious
A head will have to roll away
Look at all the fish to blame

Move on everything under control
In a year replaced in whole
Work for the sake of busy business
Look important to stay relevant

Years go by and “everything” changes
Day to day bullshit different interfaces
Holiday parties cancelled after profit review
20 years of service you get a statue

The pay is fine if that’s your thing
You’ll live your life wasting thin
Wondering what other countries bring
Tomorrow morning you still clock in