I was a hired prom date once
For a girl from a small town
Her best friend also needed a date
And her date was the boss of my girls parents
Let’s call him Billy
This was getting awkward

We go to the prom
Do the walk
Get the diploma
A dance or two

I was sitting at a table twiddling my thumbs
When Billy came up
He asked if I want to smoke a joint with him
I nearly leaped out my chair
We went to the smoke pit and hid the best we can
After all weed was illegal and this a small town
We puff, puff, and puffed

We went back inside
I saw the buffet
Those roast beef...