The portal is ajar
You haven't got far
You couldn't get there
If you drove your car
Your game is subpar
Remind me of the times
you swung and missed
but ran the bases
like a fool
So many effing times
with your rhymes
You're like the --
who's a team that
always loses
We're playing golf
or maybe baseball
I forgot my rhyme thing
I just started to sing
But not a rap
None of that crap
Speaking of rap
I think I'll play that
And think of you
and how you
make me laugh
I haven't done that
in six years
Thank You