Life is a fair. I don't mean a "just and equitable" kind of fair—I mean a literal carnival with all the lights, games, and overpriced funnel cakes. When you think about it, isn't life just one big fair? You enter with a sense of wonder and anticipation, only to realize that every game is rigged, every ride has a height requirement you don't meet, and the clowns are more terrifying than funny. It's only fair to mention that some people have VIP passes to all the best attractions, while the rest of us are left in the...