"You think you've seen it all, but let me tell ya, when you're a fly on the wall, or in my case, a fly on everything, you realize humans are the real circus act. And baby, I've got the VIP backstage pass!"
Quote by Jeff Goldblum (as imagined by a fly)

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A #WRITCO Comedy

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Well, buckle up, you curious little reader, because I'm about to take you on the ride of your life. Or, should I say, the flight? You see, I'm not your average Joe Fly. I've got wings and a sense of humor sharper than a tack on a clown's shoe. I've been to places most bugs couldn't even dream of reaching without a jetpack. I've seen it all, from the sticky sweetness of a donut shop to the cramped confines of a Hollywood starlet's nostril. And let me just say, the human race? They're a hoot and a half.

Now, I know what you're thinking, "What could be so funny about being a fly?" Oh, you sweet, naive soul. Let me paint you a picture. Picture this: you're me, right? You're cruising along, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself smack dab in the middle of a group of tourists. They're all wearing those ridiculous hats with antennas, you know the ones. They're pointing at a map so old it probably predates the invention of the wheel, arguing about whether they've already seen the "Leaning Tower of Pizza." Classic. And the best part? They're all oblivious to the fact that I'm doing a barrel roll on the tip of the guy's nose. That's right, folks, I'm living the high life, one giggle at a time.

But wait, it gets better. Humans, bless their clumsy hearts, are like walking slapstick comedians. You've got your pratfall pros who trip over their own shadows, and your face-plant aficionados who can turn a simple sidewalk crack into a full-blown circus act. And let's not forget the jugglers of junk food. They're the ones who think they can keep a burger, fries, and a soda in the air while they text and walk. Spoiler alert: gravity is not their friend. I've lost count of the times I've had to dodge a flying French fry. But hey, when in Rome... or when in the air above a New York City street, you do as the Romans... or humans do. You laugh. And boy, do I laugh. Sometimes so hard my six tiny legs threaten to give out from under me.

And that's just the start of my adventures. Stick with me, and I'll regale you with tales from the cockpit of a jet to the bowels of a submarine. I've seen the world from angles that would make a contortionist green with envy. But remember, this isn't just a story about a fly seeing the sights. Oh no. It's about the real comedy gold that unfolds when humans think no one's watching. So grab some popcorn, because the show's about to begin, and trust me, you don't want to miss the grand finale when the tarantula makes her grand entrance. Will I laugh my way to the spider's web? Or will I become the punchline to nature's cruelest joke? Stay tuned, my friend. The world's weirdness awaits.

Take the time I hitched a ride on a hot air balloon. The humans inside were all dressed in their fancy Sunday best, sipping champagne and pretending to be...