"What the hell was that?"

I looked behind me and saw a smashed flower pot. I had a cold sweat as I slowly looked up at the balcony where it came from.

...

Recently, my luck has been very bad, to the point where I imagine metaphorical mischievous demons clinging on to my shoulder everytime I go outside. I think my luck just went from A+ to F-, is that even possible?!

I look left and BANG! A car crash.

I look right and WHAM! I get accidentally hit by a basketball in the face. Who the heck would even play basketball beside the streets eh?

Ah, wait, I should probably check up on the car crashed guy.

Nevermind, the car is on fire now.

Anyway, I walk three steps and I get three disasters. Lady Luck isn't on my side today.

I'm currently going...