I was out for work just to return home to my wife who had hired a new help in the house-hey babe I hired this young lady to help around the house while we at work-said wifey.

That great babe I can't wait to see her-i I said and before I could even finish my sentence this fine young lady walked in to the living room and introduced herself.-good day sir I'm Lizzy the new maid.

Nice meeting you Lizzy- I just pretended I Didn't Know her but the truth was that she was a...