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Weathering the Moist Smelly Crossfit Gym Storm

Titus (9), Solomon (8) & Jeremiah (6) - the Instagram sensation wod boys @heartandhamer

Titus looked at the giant barbells in his hands and felt ecstatic.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his humid and damp surroundings. He had always loved smelly Crossfit Gym that the rain made out of it with its powerful, adjustable pull-up bar. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel ecstatic in rise above the obstacles that the weather brought.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of his Wod bros, Solomon & Jeremiah. Solomon & Jeremiah were loving brothers, who weren't afraid to boast in their weakness of smelly chubby toes and wobbly warts.

Titus gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an optimistic, silly, gatorade drinker with scrawny toes and squat warts. His friends saw him as a daring, fitastic hero. Once, he had even helped a fluffy puppy cross the road.

But not even an optimistic person who had once helped a fluffy puppy cross the road, was prepared for what Solomon & Jeremiah had in store today.

The rain hammered like jumping kangaroo and noisy monkeys, giving Titus momentum and making him active.

As Titus stepped outside and was followed by Solomon & Jeremiah, they could see the gifted glint in his eye.

Solomon & Jeremiah gazed with the affection of 9152 brave few frogs jumping over a boiling puddle of water. He said, in hushed tones, "Hey guys, what's up! I want some more prizes for hard-work, are you ready to ride the storm?"

Titus looked back, even more active and still lifting the giant barbells like it's nothing. "Solomon & Jeremiah, yah betcha boots, I'm strong like mom," he replied.

They looked at each other with happy feelings, like two laughing, melodic hyhenas jogging at a very energetic cross fit games, which had 80s R&B and hip hop music playing in the background and two persevering brothers chuckling to the beat.

Titus regarded Solomon & Jeremiah's chubby toes and wobbly warts. "I feel the same way, even though mines are different!" revealed Titus with a delighted grin.

Solomon & Jeremiah looked jumpy, his emotions blushing like a bodaous, jittery jump rope.

Then, Solomon & Jeremiah went inside for a nice long drink of gatorade after him and his brothers weathered the moist smelly crossfit gym storm that showered them with prizes for all their hard-work.

THE END
© Joel Peter Brown