Cop is interrogating to Prisoner :-

Cop : Why did you steal food from Food stall ?
Prisoner : Because I've lack of amount.
Cop : Then you must be punished.
Prisoner : Why do you look so fat ?
Cop : Because l eat lots of food .
Prisoner : Then you must be fired .

Politician's Propaganda :-

He : I would have done all the good to the people If i had been there .
People : You were aldready there
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