He sat gloomily in a corner of the castle reading a lovestory. "Elizabeth I found the erotic part," he said. "O dear Robert you know I don't want you being corrupted , put that filth down." he put it in the fire and watched her count a rosary and sip some wine. He opened his knapsack and put most of it's contents on the tea table. "Look your majesty, I wanted to show you some...