He sat gloomily in a corner of the castle reading a lovestory. "Elizabeth I found the erotic part," he said. "O dear Robert you know I don't want you being corrupted , put that filth down." he put it in the fire and watched her count a rosary and sip some wine. He opened his knapsack and put most of it's contents on the tea table. "Look your majesty, I wanted to show you some things I brought for you."
Queen Elizabeth II smiled at Robert and picked up a few of the toys he brought along and commented,"Robert why are you so silly, these are juvenile, are you a collector?"
"O no, I just hope these gifts from fans would inspire me to keep entertaining." he told her.
"O I see." She smiled and said."Robert, let's play your music shall we, I do find it rather amusing and I am curious about it."
He felt shy that she was lavishing her attention on him but put the castles music system on his entire collection to shuffle through it one by one,"People imagine I might be a demonologist or worshiper of the Devil I hear these days, heh heh heh." He told the Queen. She smiled.
After the day had gone by and she heard all of his music with him she gave him only a bit of advice," Robert, you are a genius, just lovely music I would say right after Sisters of Mercy and Christian death, I really enjoy horrific lullabys or whatever this music is called."
He and the queen posed for a selfy and The Cure lead singer had shared a terrificaly gothic day at the castle with Queen Elizabeth II,
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