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Boy: (calls 911) Hello, I need your help🙇
911: Alright, what is it?👰
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 👯
911: so what's emergency
Boy: the ugly one is winning😁😁🤔


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David: I love her so much😍😍
Richard: She's just 14 and you are 28
David: Age is just a Number🤔😎
Richard: And jail is just a room😋😚


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A man meets an accident with his new Mercedes Benz. A policeman arrives
Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car!😂😂😂😅
Police: You're such a materialistic person. You even haven't notice that your left arm has been cut off🙄😒
Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Role watch!😫😴😛


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Interviewer: Introduced yourself😐
Boy: My Father's name is Laughing😁
Boy: My mother's name is Smiling🙂
Interviewer: Are you kidding?😂
Boy: No, he's my cousin and I'm Joking😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😀😍😎