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Capricorn at the hell
After Sagittarius, next to be called upon hearing was Capricorn.
Capricorn arrived before the judge as they were always ahead of their time.
Judge:Impressive Capricorn, but these hyperrealistic principles and rules are responsible for landing you here in hell.
Judge:You were the entrepreneur of a multinational company. You were great as a business but worse as a boss. You keep exploiting your workers, especially the labor class, and one day what you did was so heartless. Furthermore, you locked the workers inside the factory for three days to make them complete your orders under the conditions of the contract that you made them sign because you took advantage of their plight.
Aquarius:Then what happened?
Pisces:How heartless. Capricorn didn't listen to the pleas of workers, even after one of them died of a heart attack.
Judge: It didn't stop here. After that, workers went on strike. Capricorn hired goons to beat them and many workers died.
Aquarius:And then the Capricorn must have been sued by the court and died
Judge:No, one of the wives of the dead worker shoots him right in his head amidst the press conference.
Pisces:But how did he escape the court sentence?
Judge:Oh, Come on, he is one of the leading businessmen in the country. He owns power and sources
Pisces:And here it can't escape hell
Capricorn:I don't want to. I challenge your verdict. I am looking forward to meeting God and I already know the procedure
And for your kind information, the worker who died of a heart attack was not my fault. I did not kill anyone during the strike. It was an incident that happened during the stampede when I sent goons to vacate my premises from the worker's squad. I just wanted to clear the strike. I never killed anyone intentionally.
Judge: I sentenced you to sit idle in the hell prison and do nothing for 100 years and be aimless and lazy. No job, no work, nothing to do.
Capricorn: I will go mad! What nonsense? No no (shouting in rage):I will bring the stay on your judgment. I have contacted the highest-ranking angel.
Judge: I haven't received anything yet. Devils do come and take them to the prison.
Aquarius: Next is my turn.
Pisces:I have bribed the devils in charge of the prison.
Aquarius:For what?
Pisces:They will let me meet Sagittarius, Virgo, and Capricorn in the prison. I will ask Capricorn about approaching God, Virgo, and Sagittarius about jail rules.
Aquarius:What benefit should it give to you?
Pisces:Just in case I ended up in hell, I should cope easily there and I have sources also in heaven. Some angels will help me escape hell.
Aquarius:I am fainting! Why are you so worried? Instead of worrying and manipulating situations, let's face it.
Pisces:God bless me...