"Can I get a do-over"?
" No, the fuck you can't get a do-over. It doesn't work that way, dumb ass."
"Why not? All I want to do is go back to the night I came to visit him and stick to the plan I had laid out. It was a simple plan, go pick him up and go to the beer store, come back to have a few drinks, and get laid if I'm lucky. Wham bam, thank you, ma'am, then get my ass up and go home before he ever woke up".
" So much for best-laid plains, huh stupid." You never left, and you're not even sure you like him, you're such a silly bitch, and you never listen to what I'm trying to tell you."
"Yeah, asshole, that's why I want a do-over."
"That's all well and good, but you don't have the guts to leave now because you don't want to hurt his feelings; let me call you a wamblance."
"It's not his feelings she is afraid of hurting."
"Shut up. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about".
" Both you bitches shut up; she doesn't need a do-over; all she has to do is take his stupid ass to work, then throw her shit in the car and leave, then go back to her old job and never see him. Again problem solved."
© Mary Bowie