1: I created a Facebook account today and chatted my dad. He said he is single and has no kids. Daddy why? 😢😢😢😂😂

2: That moment you’re listening to a song through your earphones and singing along with the musician, thinking you have the most beautiful voice in the whole world only to remove the earphones and realise that you sound like a frog.

3: A day will come when Heaven's gate will open and the cloud will change, some idiots will think its weather​ for two not knowing its rapture for one 😂😂😂

4: Youths of nowadays are funny.
Last month after church service, I saw a guy lighting cigarette 🚬 using fire from the church candle 🙆 I was so shocked that I dropped my bottle of beer 🍺 😊😂😂
I hate nonsense 😂😂😂

5: Just two days into a relationship and you're already calling him the "pillar of your life". Aunty won't u allow the cement to dry 😂😂😂😂😂

6: If you're walking with your grandmother and she meets an old friend, just lookfor a bench and sleep first 😂😂😂😂

7: First Bank ATM queues are the funniest. I just heard someone from the queue telling the person withdrawing like " young man since morning krapraprapa, are typing an essay. Please withdraw and leave the place”.
😏😏😏😂😂😂

8: My best friend has been lying to me for over five years. She told me her husband is good in bed..... I'm so disappointed in her 😂😂😂😂

9: My mother wanted to surprise me with a birthday cake and I'm the one mixing the flour. Nigerian mothers with their version of the surprise 😂😂😂

10: How to know when a lady is not into you. She will do anything to end your call. She can be like "let me close the fridge, I will call you back 🙆🙆🙆😂😂

11: My old aunt would come and tease me at weddings "well Emilano don't you think you should be the next”? I settled this quickly by telling her the same thing at funerals. 😂😂😂😂😂

12:My neighbours goat 🐐 went missing and instead of him to come and ask me, he just travelled straight to his village 😢😢
Is that how to do things?? 😏😏😂😂

13: Heartbreak💔 is when your newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she asks “honey how many seasoning cubes should I put in the pounded yam? 😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆

14: Black parents want their daughters to get married but don’t want them to go out. I guess they want them to sit at home and download their husbands from Google Play Store 😅😅😅😅😅

15: The way I see ladies crossing the road in front of Range Rovers is not the same way they do in front of peagout 504???😏😏
I am just being observant 🤷‍♀️😅😅😅😅

16: People smoke and drink just once or
twice and get addicted to it. But the same people have been studying books and papers since nursery school but ain’t
addicted to studying.😭😭
What kind of witchcraft is that?
😁😁😁😁😁😁

17: Why do visitors act like they are concentrating on the TV when they see you coming with food 🍔😁😁😀😀???

18: Fathers🤴 are wonderful. They will eat and leave their plate on the table but still go to the same kitchen to wash their hands.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

19: Real men don’t play Temple run game. They go to the zoo, open the gate, slap a lion 🦁and start running.
Free trip to heaven 😂😂😂😂😂

20: Please nobody should go out tomorrow between 8 pm to 12midnight. I want to learn how to drive a train.

21: Some people are born lazy. It's your friend's birthday and you are like " wish u llnp". This is something that you do for someone once a year and you can't still do it properly.🤷‍♀️ let's change this attitude pls. Writing " happy birthday to you girl/boy, I wish you long life and prosperity in all your endeavours will not kill you neither will it consume your data. Please type like a human being.


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