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TALES From The DATES Part 1
Chelsea, the only daughter of the Kurt family took it upon herself to introduce her brothers who seem not too interested in approaching women to a dating site. Surprisingly to say, they all seem to have the same behavioral traits when it comes to women.

For introverts like them dating apps come as an excellent medium for Chelsea to get them talking. To the little sister, they could chat them first, understand their interest, develop a rapport then plan a meeting which would make things much easier. It was their first date and they decided to share their experience after. The Kurt brothers scheduled their dates on the same day.

“Chelsea, guess you are not interested in finding out the outcome of the weird exams you set us up to” said Kendrick. He was the eldest of the siblings. He was 29years. They all laughed. It was two days after the date. As they got themselves seated under the summer hut, 19 years old Chelsea walked in holding a glass of orange juice and sat beside Kendrick.

“ well, Kendrick, since you are the eldest, how about starting with you. Make sure you don’t leave anything out”. She said.

Kendrick began his tale.
“seriously, alright. So Keara and I have been talking about a month now. We seemed to have a lot in common and spoke on a number of occasions. So it was no big deal to arrange a date. Before that we exchanged pictures to know who exactly we are talking to and she seem quite beautiful. We were booked for dinner”.

“interesting” Perez chipped in. He was the fourth brother.

“However, as soon as she arrived, then I was turned off”. Kendrick said.

“How do you mean?” Chelsea asked

“ Something didn’t feel right about her. I got bad vibes, mostly from her masculine appearance”

“Hahaha, wait. Thought you said you guys exchanged photos. Didn’t you notice that earlier?” Davis asked. Davis was the second brother.

“ maybe she had her pictures edited and filtered. You can’t tell” Perez said.

“yeah” they all said in uniform

“ she didn’t correspond with her photos” Kendrick continued. I put on a brave face and continued with the dinner. The most awkward moment was when we got seated to order for something to eat. I decided to take a clearer look at her face. I just said ‘wow'. With her eyes wide open and with a big smile she asked, why?

“uhmm, your makeup. It looks……….

“Beautiful?” she interrupted.
“yeah, just different as compared to your photos”

“yeah. I know. Actually, the makeup on my pictures are just editing. I decided to try today and am glad you liked it”

“I had no choice but just to fake a smile. Her makeup was the scariest thing I have ever seen on a human body. I was so much in a hurry for it all to end. I constantly had to remind her to lower her voice as she talks. Although we were eating but she seem to have a lot to talk about even with food in her mouth. Just as I thought everything was over, she came up with the excuse of a neighbor who is struggling to feed”
“so……” Chelsea interrupted

“Lol, I should kindly order a packaged pizza to take to him.”

“Him…?” His siblings asked surprisingly.

“yeah, I was surprised just as you are but I did. Walked her to a taxi and said goodnight.”

“ I enjoyed the food. Can we do this again”?

“uhmm, sure. I said without looking at her and walked away. Probably to just eat and leave. That was all.
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