Mr.Ben:Alright,settle down class.Yesterday's fiasco depleted your learning energy,so we will learn a new topic today.

Class Idiot:We have learning energy?! wait,so if we get energy from foods,that means we get learning energy from learning foods! Wait,what are learning foods?🤔

Mr.Ben:*Inhales* Back to the topic,we will be learning about Algebra.

Class idiot:Sir,I have a question.

Mr.Ben:We haven't even started,what's your question?

Class idiot:There's a plant in the sea called algae.

Mr.Ben:This isn't related to-

Class idiot:Doesn't that mean algebra was invented by fish?

Mr.Ben:How can anyone be so dumb?

Class idiot:Why are you asking me that Ben?
You're the teacher right?

Mr.Ben:It's Mr.Ben and-you know what? forget it,let's continue, so there are different variables an-

Dan:*Enters classroom but quickly retreats*

Mr.Ben:I'm not stupid I saw that!😡

Dan:oops....

Mr.Ben:Explain yourself.

Dan:I overslept..

Mr.Ben:Why?

Dan:Because you gave so much homework that I spent half the night doing it!!

Mr.Ben:I have other students to teach so sit down!

Dan:And I have other teachers homework to finish!

Mr.Ben:...

Dan:Oh no..😰

Mr.Ben:Detention for talking back to teacher!

Dan:NooooooooOooooo......

Mr.Ben :You brought this upon yourself,my boy.Alright,now back to the topic-

Dan:*Shows reverse card*

Mr.Ben:You think that'll work? *shows reverse card*

Dan:*Shows another reverse card*

Mr.Ben:*Shows 6 reverse cards* Detention for the next one week buster 😎

Teachers pet:Well played sir..Well played..

Dan:NoooooooooooooooOoooooooooooo
*sits down*

Mr.Ben:Alright,no more interruptions,so as I was saying-

Sarah:Sir,I have a question!

Mr.Ben:*inhales* What is it?

Sarah:Sir,if one teacher can't teach all subjects,then why is one student expected to study all the subjects?

Mr.Ben:...I don't know it's the rules now continuing with the class-

*Bell rings*

Mr.Ben:You have got to BE KIDDING ME!!!

Dan:*Sneaks out*


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