How I  Became A Professional Organizer

I was a legal assistant for many years, and then my boss went to jail for embezzlement. Soon after that the real estate market went belly up.
I was out of work for eight months when my Bishop said do what you're passionate about.

What was that? Well, I was always organizing friends' houses for free. I asked my friends, "Do people pay for this?"
This was before it was a thing. We didn't know so I researched and found out it had a name, "professional organizing."
I had nothing to lose so I started the business.
And then I tried and tried to get an ad with Groupon and LivingSocial to promote my business but with no luck.

When I asked "God, if this is what I am supposed to do, send me a sign and since I am dumb as rocks, let's make it clear. Have either one of those companies call and accept me. The next day the phone rang and it was Groupon saying they wanted to run my ad! Nope, I can't...