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Fairytaleland Newsbrief
April Johnson aka "Goldilocks", 16, was charged today with breaking and entering and three counts of criminal mischief. According to Ralph W. Bear, Johnson broke into his house while he and his family were taking a walk to let their porridge cool. Johnson reportedly broke Bear's son's chair, ate his porridge, and took a nap in his bed. "We came home to find her asleep in Paul's bed," Bear said. "When she woke up she ran out the door and disappeared into the woods." Police credit the local Neighborhood Watch with identifying Johnson from the Bear family's description. Johnson is scheduled to be arraigned...