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LAFAYETTE 30728 BY: J. M. BALLINGER (SOAP OPERA STORIES) (2-26-2024)
(On the last episode of LAFAYETTE 30728, as Pastor Nora Sunkist was sharing a nice friendly conversation with his next door neighbor, Harvey Gum, the pastor's daughter, Ashlee Sunkist, was sneeking into her bedroom after partying all night and blacking out. While Ashlee Sunkist started to laugh with with delight, Ashlee Sunkist's mother, Bula Sunkist, heard all of Ashlee Sunkist's midnight mischief. As Bula Sunkist came in and scared Ashlee Sunkist, Bula Sunkist assured Ashlee Sunkist that is alright just do not get caught or injured. As Bula Sunkist was coming out of Ashlee Sunkist's bedroom Pastor Nora Sunkist told Bula Sunkist to tell Ashlee Sunkist to come down, they are all getting ready to go to church. Bula Sunkist said that Ashlee Sunkist is under the weather as they went to the car.

Just as soon as car got started, Ashlee Sunkist started to feel sick. Lucky, getting sick was a false alarm yet Ashlee Sunkist found a unknown phone number on her left wrist. Today, we will add on to our story of the rippling soap opera, LAFAYETTE 30728.)

EPISODE: #2

Ashlee Sunkist: My word! How did this phone number get on my left wrist? Someone must have placed it here whenever I blacked out. I will call my bestfriend, Mary May, she was there. Maybe Mary May seen who did this.

(As Ashlee Sunkist was calling Mary May to see if she seen anything, Pastor Nora Sunkist was saying a special prayer for Ashlee Sunkist in front of the whole church.)

Pastor Nora Sunkist: Hello, my Brothers and my Sisters. I am sorry that I am a bit late. It seems that my daughter, Ashlee Sunkist, is under the weather. Let us all say a special prayer in hoping that our loving Ashlee Sunkist will get better, Amen.

(While many people giggles and chuckles silently while Bula Sunkist hangs her head low, Mary May picks up her phone and talks to Ashlee Sunkist.)

Mary May: Hello?

Ashlee Sunkist: Mary May, you were with me last night after I sneek out of my house after my parents fell asleep, right?

Mary May: Girl, you were bouncing off the walls at this one bar. You were getting hooked up and wild yet you did not even have a drink.

Ashlee Sunkist: I did not have one drink? So, then who's number is this one my left wrist?

(While Ashlee Sunkist and Mary May began to worry about the phone number one Ashlee Sunkist's left wrist, everyone walked out of RED PARADISE HOLY CHAPEL as Pastor Nora Sunkist scratched his head lost in thought.)

Pastor Nora Sunkist: Honey, did you think that today's service was a bit funny?

Bula Sunkist: No! Your service was wonderful. I do not know what was there problem.

(Walking slowly behind Pastor Nora Sunkist and Bula Sunkist lurks a lonely church going man named Mark Devin unknowingly.)

Mark Devin: Patten me, Pastor Nora Sunkist, but Ashlee Sunkist. I could have been sure that I have seen her last night at the beer.

(Could Ashlee Sunkist and Mary May who left this on Ashlee Sunkist's left wrist? Why was everyone giggling at RED PARADISE HOLY CHAPEL? Will Mark Devin rat Ashlee Sunkist out? Find out this and more on the next episode of LAFAYETTE 30728.)