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Stay out #1 'Desires'
'Dude? you put make up on? That's gay.' Francis said as he started singing the end of the word playfully while clapping his hands a little at random times

'Aight then be the dumbass that has to deal with his uglyass pimples every day' Said Fillip chillingly with an arrogant undertone, but still playfully

'Well my guy at least these pimples are filled with raw masculine energy' he said and clapped his hands one more time

'You and your pissy pimples thought will not impress any girl any time soon with your raw masculinity' he said as he opened a can of coca cola

'To be honest man, girls these days like more feminene guys I admit. With these k pop shit heads it's becoming cool now' said Francis as he left his phone on the wooded kitchen table, as Fillips wittful chuckles were heard from it all the way to the stove were Francis began to make noodles

'Yeah I can see, actually my mom's recent ex had a little daughter that really liked k pop, she would be in her room most of the time listening to it, god knows what she did there' he said and took a sip of his coke

'Wasn't she like 10? Jee if she starts to make her idealized version of a male this early it's over man, poor guys in her life' Francis said as he's voice started being mumbled by the sound of hot boiling water

'Yeah I'm sure your full of raw striking masculinity pimpled ass face would make girls like her have easier choices for prince charming'

'Oh shut up man I'm not gonna change who I am to please a girl, you shouldn't change for someone else!' Francis said as he waited impatiently for the water to boil up

Fillip took a big sip of coke, as his eyes were up looking at his empty ceiling 'So you're telling me you like having a face full of orangy pimples?'

'Yeah man it gives character it gives into who I am

'A guy full of pimples?'

'No you dumb shit' Francis said laughingly and then pured the water onto a metalic boll of raw noodles

'No you know what? You know how a girl could interpret this? A dirty hobbit who doesn't take responsibility for the way he looks' said Fillip and smiled wickedly chillingly

'You would make, such a good girl Fillip'

'Oh so you call the majority of girls smart?'

'What? you dumb shiiit' said as he grabbed a towel near by to grab his boll of noodles

'Damn, alright snoopdog, at least his talent made up for his intelligence, you dont qualify' said and started drinking from his coke once more

'Hey bro you don't even know snoopdog okay so you sound stupid'

'I mean he's a popular rapper so how intelligent can he...