Once upon a time, in a small town called Clearbrook, lived a young man named Alex. He had always been adventurous and curious about the mysteries of the world. One fateful day, while rummaging through his ex-boyfriend's belongings, Alex stumbled upon a peculiar object hidden deep within a dusty old chest—the "Asshole Portal," as he soon came to call it.

As bizarre as it may sound, the Asshole Portal appeared to have the power to transport Alex through time. However, there was one catch—it could potentially take him either to the past or the future, and there was no certainty about where he would end up. Despite the repulsive nature of the portal's origin, the prospect of exploring new realms of time intrigued Alex.

Unable to resist the allure of the unknown, Alex contemplated taking the leap through the Asshole Portal. But before embarking on this extraordinary journey, he needed to find a way to return to his own reality, should he desire to do so. He discovered that the only way back was to locate descendants or ancestors of his ex-boyfriend and reveal the entire situation to them, explaining that his ex-boyfriend's asshole was, in fact, a portal.

Armed with determination, Alex set off on his quest, eager...