Dave : skipped the morning dose right ?
Glenda : yes I did, how long is it going to take ?
Dave : 20 mins, tops !

Said the doctor while adjusting the iv line from the med bag hanging from the iv stand and taping it in place on her wrinkled skin. Then he started the IV and the clear fluid started flowing into her forearm.

Glenda : it hurts !
Dave: is it better now ?
Said the doctor after slowing it down, to which she nodded in response and he sat down in the chair next to her bed.
Glenda : do u know what you remind me of ?
Dave: Okay, fun!.. what is it ?
Glenda : you remind me of a vampire !
Dave : ouch, and here I was waiting to hear something nice from atleast one of my patients at the end of the day. Why may I ask ?
Glenda : you dress up nice and sharp, in a coat, even though it is not black like a vamp would wear in the movies, well groomed, charming but mysterious.
Dave : mysterious ?
Asked the doctor trying to hold back his laughter.

Glenda : yeah, mysterious, I don't know anything about you .
Dave : OK, what do u want to know ?
Glenda : are you married ?
Dave: yes
Glenda: how long ?

After a long pause and a blank look in his face, the doctor replied,
Dave : I don't remember, anything else you want to know ?

Reading his expression and understanding that she might have hit a nerve, she asked
Glenda : why do movies always show vampires going after young women ?
Dave : movies are not always right ! Actually it is the other way round.
Glenda : how so ?
Dave : they prefer mature ladies like you
Glenda : that is bull crap !...