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Gotta go
"Cannot a man stand on his own 2 feet?" the guest speaker continued while Marvin fidgeted in his seat. He knew he should've gone during the break but he didn't have to pee that bad 15 minutes ago. Now Marvin was having trouble sitting still and concentrating. 'I can do this. I can wait until this business shendig is over.' He thought to himself, shifting in his chair. He looked at his watch. 30 MORE MINUTES!! "And like a steady stream of water, trickling down from above..." the speaker said as Marvin stood up abruptly in the rear of the room. "NOPE!" Marvin exclaimed. He tore out of the room knocking over 3 staff members and a fellow colleague to make it to the restroom without starting a waterfall of his own.