Next door annoying Kid: "My Mom buys me all kinds of chocolates and candies. Some are really expensive. I don't think you have ever tasted any of them and I won't give you even if you ask."(annoying tongue out)
UMI says: "Judging by the cavity fest on your teeth, I'm not surprised that your father has to work abroad."

Servant: "Although I am uneducated, I have gained wisdom through experience, you know."
UMI says: "Oh, so it's your wisdom that gets stuck to the dishes after you wash them, making me redo them the second time?"

Irritating neighbor: "Why aren't you getting married? In late marriages it's difficult to conceive. You have PCOS too. Hurry up!"
UMI says: "How many children do you have?"
Neighbor: "Um mm, four."
UMI says: "No wonder you don't want to see me happy."



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