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Greedy Sophia Sparkle
Alice Vader was thinking about Sophia Sparkle again. Sophia was a greedy lover with slimy legs and brown abs.
Alice walked over to the window and reflected on her noisy surroundings. She had always loved picturesque Exeter with its rabblesnatching, rapid rivers. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel lonely.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a greedy figure of Sophia Sparkle.
Alice gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a clumsy, cold-blooded, cocoa drinker with wide legs and greasy abs. Her friends saw her as a condemned, cooperative coward. Once, she had even revived a dying, injured bird.
But not even a clumsy person who had once revived a dying, injured bird, was prepared for what Sophia had in store today.
The clouds danced like bouncing aardvarks, making Alice concerned. Alice grabbed a tiny ruler that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Alice stepped outside and Sophia came closer, she could see the panicky glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want some more Facebook friends," Sophia bellowed, in a courageous tone. She slammed her fist against Alice's chest, with the force of 1984 ostriches. "I frigging love you, Alice Vader."
Alice looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the tiny ruler. "Sophia, exterminate," she replied.
They looked at each other with ecstatic feelings, like two obedient, obnoxious owls boating at a very delightful wake, which had flute music playing in the background and two spiteful uncles sleeping to the beat.
Alice studied Sophia's slimy legs and brown abs. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you some more Facebook friends," she explained, in pitying tones.
Sophia looked calm, her body raw like a hot, hollow hat.
Alice could actually hear Sophia's body shatter into 1980 pieces. Then the greedy lover hurried away into the distance.
Not even a mug of cocoa would calm Alice's nerves tonight.
THE END
Alice walked over to the window and reflected on her noisy surroundings. She had always loved picturesque Exeter with its rabblesnatching, rapid rivers. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel lonely.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a greedy figure of Sophia Sparkle.
Alice gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a clumsy, cold-blooded, cocoa drinker with wide legs and greasy abs. Her friends saw her as a condemned, cooperative coward. Once, she had even revived a dying, injured bird.
But not even a clumsy person who had once revived a dying, injured bird, was prepared for what Sophia had in store today.
The clouds danced like bouncing aardvarks, making Alice concerned. Alice grabbed a tiny ruler that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Alice stepped outside and Sophia came closer, she could see the panicky glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want some more Facebook friends," Sophia bellowed, in a courageous tone. She slammed her fist against Alice's chest, with the force of 1984 ostriches. "I frigging love you, Alice Vader."
Alice looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the tiny ruler. "Sophia, exterminate," she replied.
They looked at each other with ecstatic feelings, like two obedient, obnoxious owls boating at a very delightful wake, which had flute music playing in the background and two spiteful uncles sleeping to the beat.
Alice studied Sophia's slimy legs and brown abs. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you some more Facebook friends," she explained, in pitying tones.
Sophia looked calm, her body raw like a hot, hollow hat.
Alice could actually hear Sophia's body shatter into 1980 pieces. Then the greedy lover hurried away into the distance.
Not even a mug of cocoa would calm Alice's nerves tonight.
THE END
