Alice Vader was thinking about Sophia Sparkle again. Sophia was a greedy lover with slimy legs and brown abs.

Alice walked over to the window and reflected on her noisy surroundings. She had always loved picturesque Exeter with its rabblesnatching, rapid rivers. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel lonely.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a greedy figure of Sophia Sparkle.

Alice gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a clumsy,...