I used to live by Shippensburg,
which was a college town,
and let me tell you, college teens
could burn the country down.
My daddy used to have a store
where he sold seed for fields,
and fertilizer and the such
to help increase the yields.
One morning when my dad went out,
he saw the car was gone,
and cigarettes were strewn around,
a bike lay on the lawn.
A trail of beer cans from the house
up to my daddy’s store...
they took one hundred dollars from
a place in his top drawer.
Of course my daddy called the cops
and they all did their thing.
My daddy told...