An old lad and a more old lady
came up to me ,
rather wearing something shady .
I stole a look,
then went back to my book,
in which I was learning ,
how to cook ( I am a bad chef )😅.

They addressed me by hello Miss ,
and I was perplexed ..now what's this 🤷🏻‍♀️,
"we see you have stolen a dozen dime ?"
and I'm like :
" what I didn't do the crime ? "
"well done or...