A prince came riding into a dream one night. He rode a white stallion and wore bright shining armour. His eyes shone like beauty itself, his lips were made of velvet steel. When he spoke, bellowing dragons would listen. When he sang the dragons danced.
His hair shone like the rays of the sun and when he kissed he melted ice.
He gazed upon his sleeping beauty, she turned and moaned in her laboured sleep.

Crystal was very tired after a very long disastrous day. Everything went wrong at work, she had a terrible argument and was struggling with the day. She was looking forward to meeting her boyfriend, to unload some of the day's problems, maybe have a drink and a chat. Her boyfriend would be very understanding and supportive as he was very much in love with her. She was very much in love with him. They met by chance at a bus stop one evening. He had just missed the preceding bus, was a bit out of breath and cursing the driver for not waiting for him.
He turned round, gulped, and excused himself to the girl beside him saying "Sorry for the language, but I missed the bus. "
There was frustration in his eyes but no anger. He resumed to his usual state of being, saying "Well I suppose I'll catch the next one. I'm at the bus stop now and unless I get hit by a bus, I'll have no further problems. "
The girl was attracted to him immediately and wanted to say something.
She said "Don't get hit by a bus you might dent it."
He looked at her...