When Susan Grant went to test drive the new Tesla, there were two things she didn't expect. One, was the personal safety features that came with the Tesla and two, a zombie apocalypse.

“AAHH!” Screamed Susan.

“AAHH!” Moaned the zombie, who managed to get in the car with her.

“Hello.” Said the car.

Both zombie and Susan broke off from engaging with each other and stared at the small wire-mesh plate that was the source of the voice in the dashboard.

“Hello.” The car greeted them again. “I detect an air of tension between the two of you. How may I help?”

“Well!” replied Susan as she drove through the alleyway, crashing into every trash can. “You can get rid of him for a start!” quickly, she took one hand off the steering wheel and pointed at her decaying passenger.

“Affirmative, Susan Grant.”

A green laser shot out of a small lens in the dashboard and proceeded to sweep the zombie. After a short period, the laser disappeared and the...